Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Junkie Quatrain -- A Novel Review

The Junkie Quatrain by Peter Clines
review by Stephane Martin

In an effort to properly attend to the 4 distinct stories/quatrains that make up this collection, this review has been written section-by-section [by sitting], in the order as presented by the author.


First sitting; [first quatrain]- 

The author goes to fair lengths to explain why the pandemic survivors [and main characters] in these stories call zombies "junkies". Supposedly this can be ascribed to their similarity to "drug addict junkies/crack heads". I am as yet uncertain if this is an attempt at simple humor or if it is a parallel that the author has himself drawn from his [limited] interactions with heroin or crack cocaine addicts...

"They trembled. They shook. Their words were a slur of noise when they tried to speak. They didn't so much as run as throw themselves at the target. Everything they did had a frantic desperation about it."

…however I would have to guess the former, as the given description seems more suitable to... [ahem].....ZOMBIES....than to any junky or drug addict. [Excepting the element of "frantic desperation", which is admittedly an ever-so-slightly clever parallel distinction.]

Other than as a device to make his own stories distinct from other zombie horror, this metaphorical trick so far serves as little but a confusion; when a character refers to "a group of junkies", this reader imagines a group of disheveled heroin-addict/crack head panhandler types, loosely chanting "spare some change mister? I haven't eaten in 3 days" carrying an assortment or cardboard signs, jingling paper cups with a few pennies in them, and drinking from half empty Listerine bottles. Then one of the rambling group bites a chunk of flesh out of some unsuspecting citizen, and suspension of disbelief whispers quietly: "pssst- ZOMBIES." Oh, right, right....carry on then.

This must be what it's like to read a book where vampires are called lawyers and politicians are called parasites. Wait.....oh never mind....

Ignoring [or attempting to ignore] this creative mislabeling, the first story details the journey of 2 female survivors through the post-pandemic area of Hollywood California. They encounter a few zombies....er....junkies... a group of scavengers, almost have a lesbian make-out scene, and deal with an infection in a somewhat predictable way. If the lesbian make out scene had actually happened, and were a fair bit longer [say, the length of the current story], it may have forgiven the shortcomings of this particular adventure...well, for some men and possibly a few lesbians, anyway.

Junkies or zombies?
Second sitting; [Second quatrain]-

This chapter/story deals with a group of "outsiders". The notion of outsiders was briefly mentioned in the first story, but not detailing the fact that "outsiders" are basically nomadic scavengers. This particular group is on a mercenary mission to retrieve medical supplies.

SO, the story goes something like this: point A to point B [oops...we made a mistake, we're supposed to be at point C], point B to point C, then point C to point D [insert interaction with 2 characters from story 1], Point D to minor slaughter fest, then from slaughter fest to Point E [end of story].
None of the characters, action, or plot point seemed very inspired, and were honestly a bit of a bother to wade through. The characterization of "zombie-types" as "junkies" continues somewhat tiresomely.

Third sitting; [Third quatrain]-

A history of the viral pandemic, and a few revelations as to its origin. This quatrain has interesting, well written dialogue and some well thought-out plot points, unfortunately all in the midst of the same type of predictable set pieces and storyline montages which characterized the previous segments of the book: point A to point B to point C and so on, as dictated by the necessity to flee/hide/escape etc.


Fourth and Fifth sittings; [Fourth quatrain] and afterthought-

I have to admit, I found the authors’ prologue to be a bit misleading. By my interpretation I was lead to believe that this was a collection of short stories, written in no particular order, and arranged in the given sequence purely by matter of chance [a “roll of the dice”, as the author puts it]. Given the culmination of events to the final quatrain, I find this very difficult to believe, unless there was a good deal of re-writing involved after the fact: too many untied ends are tidily answered for such random chance, such that if one were to re-arrange read the quatrains in a different order, one might be mightily confused. This is all to say that pointless, wandering, and arbitrary as some of the characters and events may have seemed in the prior 3 quatrains, the fourth does a respectable job of creating an entertaining read and summarizing the world as a whole through a slightly unexpected character heretofore only hinted at.

In fact, the final quatrain does redeem the failings of the previous stories; and for their condensed length does lead to the feeling of a vindicated read. I will hasten to point out though, that the fourth quatrain, unlike the others, does stand firmly on its own as a cohesive story, and if anyone were to want a brief, enjoyable read, without wading through so much fluff, they might be best reading only the fourth quatrain of this collection.

"The Walking Dead" are Walking right into Toronto Tonight-- CONTEST

















We have 10 free passes--EMAIL blogofthedead@yahoo.com (see UPDATE below)
and you will be put on the Guest List!  The 1st 10 get in!  Private Screening of a pivotal episode and Q&A with Executive Producer Gale Anne Hurd.

UPDATE:  45 minutes left (5:30) there are 5 passes left...

DETAILS:

CFC Test Pattern Series Presents The Walking Dead
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012 (TONIGHT!)
TIFF Bell Lightbox, 350 King Street West
Doors open at 7:00pm
Event begins at 7:30pm

Instructions: Please check in at the guestlist in the lobby, you will be given a hard ticket to enter the theatre. Admit One.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Zombie Disposal

Toronto, as you know, is generally on the cutting edge of cleanup garbage disposal, despite our mayor's many attempts at cost cutting.  Walk down any major street and see if you can find a Bazooka-Joe gum wrapper.

And so it continues.  A snapshot taken of a specialized cleanup crew was captured by my good buddy Rob J. at Queen Street West and Dunn.

My chest swells with pride.

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Photo Credit to Robert Johnson


Warner Bros. now adding restrictions to your Netflix DVD queue

www.venturebeat.com
January 26, 2012 | Tom Cheredar14


Giant media company Warner Brothers might be taking further steps to ensure that its updated distribution strategy for newly released DVD movies has the maximum effect — regardless of how petty the company may seem as a result.

Earlier this month, Warner Brothers decided to delay all new DVD movie releases from becoming available through video rental services, like Blockbuster and Netflix. This means the rental services must wait 56 days after a new Warner Brothers DVD hits retail store shelves before it’s able to begin renting it out to customers. Of  course, the video rental companies do have the option of buying the new DVD releases at full retail price, but this would raise over all operating costs for the rental service and ultimately dip into its profits.

As if that wasn’t enough, Warner Brothers is now imposing additional stipulations for its DVD movie new releases. Starting Feb. 1, the company has decided to restrict Netflix users from adding any new DVD releases to their queue until 28 days after the DVD goes on sale in retail stores, according to an LA Times report.

While Netflix is unable to offer new DVD movies for rent during the 56-day delay window, the company currently allows subscribers to add the titles to their rental queue. This is particularly useful for Netflix subscribers because the new DVDs automatically ship out once the 56-day delay period ends.

We reached out to Warner Brothers to find out more information about the new queue restrictions, but the company decline to comment. Netflix responded to our inquiries by stating that the DVD queue functionality hasn’t changed, but didn’t mention what would happen next month.

The delays and queue restrictions are part of an overall effort by Warner Brothers to boost its ailing DVD sales. The company thinks that by lengthening the time it takes for a movie to reach other platforms, it will increase demand for the DVD, and in turn make more money. Once a move reaches rental services and streaming video platforms, Warner Brothers stands to make far less revenue.

Not allowing Netflix users to conveniently wait out the delayed availability of new DVDs fits within Warner Brothers new strategy. The company clearly wants consumers to feel the inconvenience and discomfort of not being able to watch these newly released movies immediately because it makes the option of buying the DVD much more attractive.

However, I don’t think making Netflix subscribers wait a month before being allowed to add new movies to their queue will do much to improve sales of Warner Brothers’ DVDs. It’s far more likely that people will just forget about the movies, rather than drastically change their behavior and spend more money.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

The Walking Dead - Season 2 - Episodes 1 - 7 Hiatus RECAP!

I was underwhelmed with the second season of AMC's "The Walking Dead."  AMC hooked me in the first season.
Then something happened.

I have re-watched the first half of Season Two of "The Walking Dead."  Thought I'd give it one more chance.

Point of view, maybe just a bad mood.  Maybe I just wasn't paying attention.  I tweeted my results, and they are, consolidated together below, with rankings.

And then I watched Episode 7.

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THE WALKING DEAD - SEASON 2  Episodes 1 - 7
(No spoilers)


The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 1 --> 3.5 out of 5
A strong intro, something to hope for.  Small girl (Sophia) is lost-- plot is now set for the next 6 episodes.  Must find this girl at all costs.

The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 2 --> 2.5 out of 5
Dialogue is killing it.  "The deer... the deer...!   Arrrrgggh!"  Who wrote that???  Shoot me!  Shoot ME!  Shoot the freakin DEER (wait, they did)!  Shoot the writers!   The corny dialogue is killing me.

The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 3 --> 3 out of 5
More corny dialogue -- excellent suspense in the the form of a crazy-ass outing for medical supplies.

The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 4 --> 3.5 out of 5
3.5 for  the "Water-Well zombie alone" [AWESOME]-- More soap-opera emoting despair.

The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 5 --> 3.5 out of 5
A Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) episode -- awesome and gritty.  He is quickly becoming one the more interesting characters.

The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 6 --> 2 out of 5
Carl finally gets the hat (if you've read the graphic novel, it's been a long time coming.  And now that I see it on his head-- what was I waiting for?) There are so many soap opera storylines on the go now... pregnancies, relationships, infidelity, betrayals, doublecrossing... blah, blah, BLAH!!!!!!  What is the name of this show again????

The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 7 --> 4.5 out of 5
The normal soap-opera dialogue drivel we've heard for the past six episodes prevalent.  A reiteration and re-commitment to find our missing young girl, Sophia.

Then a finale that just barely justifies the other six episodes.  A finale with a twist that-- well,  recommits ME to the rest of the season.  Poignant and fitting.

If you've given up on The Walking Dead, do yourself a favour and watch it to the end of Episode 7 (and to be honest the last 4 minutes of this episode).  It's a really really big buildup to an awesome climax... and maybe, the slog through the previous six episodes makes this ending all the more poignant.  Goes to show you the power of a great ending.

Perhaps that was what they were "shooting" for all along, but the AMC people won't be able to do this again.  Next time, people will not wait this long for the pay-off.

Observation Tweets #5- January 22, 2012

I have to say, ever since we started working with zombies here in Toronto, there have been far fewer instancies of biting.

Take Zombie Skyscraper Window Washers, for example.

Now don't get me wrong-- I was a little skeptical at first, but once they developed that harness contraption that could not be decoupled from the washer platforms, all went pretty smoothly.

Of course, the engineers had to design the moving platforms to climb up and down the sides of the skyscrapers automatically. Puttung two or three zombies into one platform proved just too chaotic.

Three zombies, harnessed properly to one platform was decided to be optimum.

At first, of course, there were alot of startled working folk enjoying their obscenely windowed corner offices that complained at first.

Most of the remarks were something like "I was half way through my breakfast bagel and there they were, three bloody, oozing faces staring sadly and hungrily at me, gnashing teeth and face peices sliding with that odd squeeeeek as they were pulled up to the next floor".

This, of course, actually added rather than reduced the window cleanliness problem.

A junior egineer was the one who has been credited with solving these basic problems.

The answer was ShamWows (TM).

That's right.

ShamWows!

Strap a shamwow to each zombie's face (obviously with eyeholes cut out), and strap a shamwow to each hand.

Why eyeholes cut out, you might ask?   By using the workers inside the buildings as eye-candy, our window-washing zombies were in fact window shopping.

Sometimes it would take several passes -- up and down to get a full skyscraper side completely clean-- but hey-- they never stop for lunch.

SURVIVING A...


Zombie Pandemic Survivor Guide
We have managed to make it back to this building-- with what appears to be one of the only working computers in this damn place!

Christmas was a can of cold chicken noodle soup and some stale bread.  Small blessings.

Our message is still clear.  Keep moving!

While you are here, we've managed to cull a number of articles from "Blog of the Living Dead" -- and put them in this single message.

Anything you can glean from these postings will hopefully help you to stay alive... a little longer. We have only time to write these last few messages -- links to other sites that may help you.... don't make the same mistakes we've made...

If you're a little confused as to what this page is all about, then you're not engulfed in a Zombie Pandemic.  If you want to be-- GO HERE!


Impenetrable Zombie Defense -- Tread Mills!

I would like to mention that "Bong of the Dead" used a zombie-powered treadmill water pump--


How To Weather the Zombie Apocalypse

When an intrepid  weather professional contacts and tells us "How to Weather the Zombie Apocalypse" -- well... we listen. That's one of the 8 things we're here for!

Here we go....  READ MORE

Harvard Professor Explains what to do During a Zombie Breakout

Aside from campus-wide stagings of zombie attacks, when the world faces a real pandemic infection that results in blood-thirsty dead people causing utter pandemonium, one Harvard professor has studied the ins and outs of zombiehood and brought his knowledge to USU.  READ MORE

Disease Control and Prevention -- and Zombies

The US Government Centers for Disease Control and Prevention -- www.cdc.gov, motto is: "Saving Lives, Protecting People, Reducing Health Costs", has finally come to the realization that there could very well be an impending Zombie Apocolypse, and that the good citizens of the United States of America need to be prepared.  What follows is pulled directly from their website...  READ MORE

Weapons of the Living Dead -- TOP 10 - REVISED LIST

When placed in sudden imminent danger, people will do just about anything to survive. So we thought we'd celebrate the unconventional, and sometimes hilarious weapons our heroes have used against the living dead.  READ MORE

Vehicles of the Dead

Most zombie movies have a few things in common. You have staggering, ashen-faced undead staggering through rubbish-strewn streets. You have a small band of mostly attractive young people fighting to survive.
And to survive, they need a good, reliable car.          READ MORE

How to KILL a Walker-- Video!

The good people at AMC's The Walking Dead have put together a Video How-To...  READ MORE

Zombie "Help-line"

With all of this talk about real zombies-- read our earlier article regarding a WikiLeaks info at Dugway Proving Grounds, I think this initiative is one well over-due.      READ MORE

WikiLeaks and yes-- Zombies

If you've not been hiding under a rock for the past couple of years,  you will have read a lot about the WikiLeak website, and it's release of many top secret documents.

But some of these documents are mind-blowing, and one, in fact, makes reference to "zombies."  READ MORE


ZOMBIE CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead

Multiple Bram Stoker Award-winning author Jonathan Maberry is currently on tour with his latest (and strangest) book, ZOMBIE CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead (Citadel Press, $16.95). This is a nonfiction book in which the author interviews over 250 experts in law enforcement, forensic science, medicine, the military, the clergy, the law and others to ask how they think the real world would react and respond if something like Night of the Living Dead ever happened.  READ MORE

10 Worst Things To Do During a Zombie Outbreak

A wave of Zombie survival manuals have popped up recently, this one included, telling people what they should do during an outbreak of zombies. Thing is, nobody’s talking about what people shouldn’t do during a zombie outbreak.
Fortunately for you, our Zombiephile has scoured popular zombie movies and has isolated the Ten WORST Things to Do During a Zombie Outbreak. Sit back, enjoy, and take notes.  READ MORE


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Read about the game and its development... 


Zombie Pandemic - Multiplayer Adventure Game (Developers)  
 Tuesday, November 18, 2008  


The boys at Pixel Pandemic, a small group of Copenhagen game developers have issued a press release surrounding their new browser-based adventure game, "Zombie Pandemic." It's an online massive multiplayer role playing game, and, best of all, it's free!


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Zombie Pandemic - The Interview (#1)   
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 


Intrigued by the prospect of an online, massive multi-player zombie game, we interviewed the developers of Zombie Pandemic.


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Zombie Pandemic -- Free Online Multiplayer Beta is Live - The Review!    
Sunday, November 7, 2010 


A while back we interviewed the makers of the Massive Multi-player Online Game "Zombie Pandemic". We waited, and waited and now the waiting is over. Their Beta site is up, and free to try out and explore! No Access codes necessary!


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The End is HERE!  Zombie Pandemic Out of Beta!
Sunday, February 13, 2011

"Zombie Pandemic", the browser based MMORPG is out of Beta-- Version 1.0 is live -- and FREE! 


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Zombie Pandemic - A Quick chat with the developers -- and perhaps an Easter Egg (Interview #2)
Friday, February 18,2011 


Blog of the Living Dead continues to follow the intrepid team of artists, programmers, producers and everyone else that have come together to create awesome games-- online, offline, wireless... 


Zombie Pandemic is one of these.


We've chatted with the producer Thomas Bjørn Krogh-Jacobsen, for a quick follow up to our discussion prior to, and during development. 


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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Hannover House Pacts With Studio 3 Entertainment for Major Home Video Campaign Supporting "Humans Vs. Zombies" Release


By Hannover House, Inc.
Published: Friday, Jan. 20, 2012 - 8:34 am

PR Newswire

NEW YORK, Jan. 20, 2012 -- /PRNewswire/ -- Hannover House, Inc., the newly rebranded corporate name for Target Development Group, Inc. (Pinksheets: TDGI), will unleash an apocalypse of horror and promotions with the May 8, 2012 home video release of "Humans Vs. Zombies," a new sci-fi-thriller from director Brian T. Jaynes ("Boggy Creek: The Legend Is True").  The feature thriller was inspired by the hugely popular role-playing game of the same name,  and marks the second home video release between Hannover House and Studio 3 Entertainment.


Thursday, January 19, 2012

‘The Dead’ follows Romero’s Rules of Order


A new British zombie flick leads our list of movies showing around the town (San Diego).
By Anders Wright

It’s tough to get your zombie fix right now. The Walking Dead, AMC’s adaptation of Robert Kirkman’s series of graphic novels, is still in mid-season hiatus, and World War Z, the big-budget version of Max Brooks’ novel starring Brad Pitt, isn’t slated to hit theaters until December. In the meantime, there’s a small flesh-eating movie opening at Reading Cinemas Gaslamp on Friday, Jan. 20.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Observation Tweets #4- January 17, 2012

Here's something that irks me. It's stressful enough getting a haircut. I really hate having to do the explaining thing to the barber.

Guys-- You know what I'm talking about. To have to describe exactly what you we want the cut to look like-- "Yeah-- I want to look like Brad Pitt."

So, of course we refrain from that, for many obvious reasons-- but try doing that with a zombie barber.

I know, I know. It's only been recently that they have been allowed into the "academy."

Yup, they have an academy, and apparently they accept the less than alive.

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure this is a good business decision.

It's Ok when you first get into the shop. The muzak is playing (actually it's usually an AM radio station that is tuned to about 4/5 the frequency wavelength).

Fine enough. I'm there with a mission-- and let's get to it. Hair shampoo. Can we really come up with a better name than shampoo.

Really. Shampoo. Say it with me. Shampoo. I can feel my testicles shrinking every time I say that word.

Now, of course, you always have a favorite slicer/cutter/hacker. It's the one that you have cultivated through the 10 or so haircuts over the past year or so...

That barber is, of course, always busy. You don't want to make any of the other barbers/haridressers feel inadequate-- but do you really want to capitulate the last 10 years into 8 seconds.

So, you get the distant and far off look of alone-ness and despair from several of the workers, hidden mostly in the shadows.

Lord knows I empathize.

Then you get to it, and point at one of the zombies.  I like the mumbling and the barely discernible dialogue.  If he's talking that way-- I really don't need to answer with anything that makes any sense whatsoever.

The fear, of course, is to lose an ear... or an eyebrow.

All in all-- pretty successful.  With a zombie barber, there is far less of the inane small talk.  You have to be ready to swat away an ear nibble-- right quick-- but really-- is that much worse than the bad barbers?

Zombie barbers.  Not all bad.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Observation Tweets #3- January 16, 2012

My mother told me to never pick up hitchhikers.  I will reiterate that wisdom for you now.

Even if there's a possibility that it's just a drunk person trying to get home (and avoid hypothermia)-- do not pick him up.

Lesson learned.

So I picked up a hitchhiker who turned out to be a zombie late one night near Jarvis and Wellsley.  Yeah-- it is also the primo pickup spot for men that aren't men and want to be paid for that fact.

I assure you I was on my way to Harvey's for a late-night burger.

 I noticed the zombie I picked up was looking a little under the weather and I should have just kept on going, weaving my way through the lady-men, but compassion overcame common sense, and well, I stopped to pick him up.

Now the first thing I noticed was that he didn't really know how the doorhandles worked, so it was quite a chore to get him inside..

After a bit of grappling, some snapping on his part, I did manage to get him in. It was then that I realized the hand and thumb that he had been sticking out for a hitch was originally owned by somebody else.

He wasn't particularly talkative. He really didn't know where he wanted to go.

I drove him around the block and dropped him off where I picked him up.  With the lady men.

Deadsville Posting 4 -- Character Design

Mike Fields
Character studies, drafts and sketches give us a glimpse into the creative minds of Thomas and his team.  Mike Fields, zombie FX guru and Co-Producer of "Bong of the Dead" has been instrumental is working with Thomas's vision.

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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Lollipop Chainsaw Evil Villain Swan Trailer

Lollipop Chainsaw is the 'un-deadly' story of sweet but killer zombie-hunter Juliet Starling and her quest to uncover the root of a colossal zombie outbreak. With her wickedly awesome chainsaw in hand, Juliet slices, dices and splits her way through hordes of the undead, but soon realizes the horde is only the opening act to a festival of zombie rock lords determined to kill the chainsaw-wielding cheerleader.

Lollipop Chainsaw is a game out this year (2012), for X-Box 360 and PlayStation 3.

http://lollipopchainsaw.com/

Watch the Trailer!

Observation Tweets #2- January 14, 2012


This morning I noticed our mailman had become a zombie. But he kept making the deliveries!

Neither sleet, nor hail, nor virus-- how does that go...?

Of course I got my neighbor's mail-- so nothing's really changed. Except the dogs don't chase him anymore.  So there's that.

Z-108 -- Zombie 108 Coming out of Japan - 2012

First Godzilla was created during the last nuclear disaster in Japan (they really hafta beef up those regulations!)

Anyway, we all know about the last one that came complete with an earthquake and tsunami.  Well, apparently is has also altered the genes of the influenza virus, and well, the outcome writes itself.