That's right, every October, just before Halloween, we will be announcing the "Zombie of the Year" Award! Now, "Blog of the Living Dead" is centered in Toronto, Canada-- but that doesn't mean any of you living outside Toronto, or Canada for that matter, can't nominate a "Zombie in People Skin Award" Lord knows, they're everywhere. This first contest/entry/statement will be especially important. Send in nominations and explain why your nomination is really a Zombies in People Skin, and we will pick a winner! Convince us!
We are not talking about your next door neighbor, or the brooding dude down the road that hasn't seen sunlight since... who has never seen sunlight. We are talking about public figures-- they don't need to be politicians-- but they need to be in the public eye.
Here's the awesome part. We will personally present the winner (if he/she lives in this city (Toronto)-- with a "Zombie of the Year" plaque -- hey give me a budget and we'll fly to the next winner). Better yet, if you have cajones, we will send you the award to you to present personally to the individual-- if at all possible. Send your nominations, and explain why this individual should be slotted into the Zombies in People-Skin Category. Send to:
blogofthedead@yahoo.com or post them to "Comments" below.
Photos will be taken at the presentation of the award, and we guarantee, blood will boil. For those outside Toronto, nominations that I can not physically and/or economically fulfill -- we will dedicate an entire page to exactly why they have won this prestigious honor. Better yet, if I can recruit those nominating the nominee presenting an "Annual Zombie in People Skin" award-- get a photo-- we'll post it. If you really can't get anywhere near the nominee, get as close as you can-- use your imagination.
UPDATE: We are accepting Nominations for 2012 even though October is many months away. Take this opportunity, if someone is really pissing you off, to put 'em on the list. A brief description why would also be useful.
Zombies in People-Skin Award, 2010
I nominate Rob Ford - current mayor of Toronto (2011). This right wing-nut has waffled back and forth on every single thing he has "promised." Why? I know it can't possibly be because politicians make sh*t up to get elected.
How did this happen??? I'm pretty sure there was a bloody thumb to thumb pact made just before Ford took office (in this case, between Ford and Satan).
That's how it's done. We want nominees from every where! Make your case. We are hoping we get enough entries that we can put up a second and third place.
How do you send in your nominations? Email: blogofthedead@yahoo.com or if you're braver, post them to "Comments" below.
Cheers!
UPDATE: We are accepting Nominations for 2012 even though October is many months away. Take this opportunity, if someone is really pissing you off, to put 'em on the list. A brief description why would also be useful.
We are not talking about your next door neighbor, or the brooding dude down the road that hasn't seen sunlight since... who has never seen sunlight. We are talking about public figures-- they don't need to be politicians-- but they need to be in the public eye.
Here's the awesome part. We will personally present the winner (if he/she lives in this city (Toronto)-- with a "Zombie of the Year" plaque -- hey give me a budget and we'll fly to the next winner). Better yet, if you have cajones, we will send you the award to you to present personally to the individual-- if at all possible. Send your nominations, and explain why this individual should be slotted into the Zombies in People-Skin Category. Send to:
blogofthedead@yahoo.com or post them to "Comments" below.
Photos will be taken at the presentation of the award, and we guarantee, blood will boil. For those outside Toronto, nominations that I can not physically and/or economically fulfill -- we will dedicate an entire page to exactly why they have won this prestigious honor. Better yet, if I can recruit those nominating the nominee presenting an "Annual Zombie in People Skin" award-- get a photo-- we'll post it. If you really can't get anywhere near the nominee, get as close as you can-- use your imagination.
UPDATE: We are accepting Nominations for 2012 even though October is many months away. Take this opportunity, if someone is really pissing you off, to put 'em on the list. A brief description why would also be useful.
Zombies in People-Skin Award, 2010
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| Ford is like a "flounder" out of water (mixed metaphor intended) |
How did this happen??? I'm pretty sure there was a bloody thumb to thumb pact made just before Ford took office (in this case, between Ford and Satan).
That's how it's done. We want nominees from every where! Make your case. We are hoping we get enough entries that we can put up a second and third place.
How do you send in your nominations? Email: blogofthedead@yahoo.com or if you're braver, post them to "Comments" below.
Cheers!
UPDATE: We are accepting Nominations for 2012 even though October is many months away. Take this opportunity, if someone is really pissing you off, to put 'em on the list. A brief description why would also be useful.


5 comments:
Rob Ford is a complete moron!
Nominate him. :)
You are a dick!
How about Prime Minister Harper. Hsve you seen those dead eyes. And his hair-- his hair... it doesn't move...
We all know Bush Jr is the Anti-Christ. Does that count?
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