Thursday, October 13, 2011

T-Shirts and so much More - T-Shirtbordello!


With Halloween fast approaching, a T-Shirt, in the spirit, is essential.

An absolutely awesome and creative company
Tshirtbordello.com contacted us south of the border, with examples of some of their products.

What we received for review were completely top notch quality gore-wear!

Here's what we got to feel with our own somewhat washed and gnarly fingers... first off-- read from the tag at the back of one of the Tees...
"GILDEN Ultra Cotton."-- 100% Cotton.
Cotton... mmmmmmm.

PS: You'll get your shirts in days!  I love the internet.


They feel like the skin on a baby's bottom, absolutely top notch quality-- and then... they're freaking funny!

We received the "Eat Flesh" one, shown above, as well as this one-- called "You've Got Red on your T-Shirt" --  an obvious nod to the zombie classic "Shaun of the Dead."


The good fellows and gals at www.tshirtbordello.com (and 888wuzdead.com -- we'll cover that in a minute) also sent us a mug (not just any mug)...  this is a high-quality ceramic mug, zombie-afied-- I would be proud to drink a good cup of Joe in any of these mugs, at any time... Sunday morning... at Saturday final call... a zombie apocalypse.

The mug reads:

..which we do.







To be fair, the guys at tshitbordello.com do so much more than just "zombies". There were other cool things-- lampooning pop culture; and fashionable to boot!

There are posters that can be used on shooting ranges (all you Secret End-of-the-world Militia Nut-cases will find these especially useful).  Targets are printed on various zombies (with points ranging from body shots -- not so useful, to head shots -- as we all know, takes 'em out).



And if these warnings are not enough... and you find yourself in a"bad" zombie situation-- got a cell phone... call the number below--  it'll help (I promise). This will link you up with a zombie-tracking system, that dispenses free advise, and allows you to report incidents (which are then mapped out on the www.888wuzdead.com)!

The phone number is:  888-Wuz-dead or 888-8989-3233 or the website is:
www.888wuzdead.com

Help is only a phone call away!

Good luck...

"Eat Flesh!"

Wanna buy these awesome items, go here:
Tshirtbordello.com

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ahahahahahhahhahha!!

Davinci and Friends said...

I wanna laugh but my diaphragm doesn't anymore ...........

Anonymous said...

Mine is a scratching insect eating ...

Davinci and Friends said...

Can't even comment on that comment.